Adam and Dog meet Eve

Adam I wish you could talk,Dog.
  I rename you, Friend of Man.
  Want to go for a walk?
Dog Arf
Adam Look there, a new fruit. Mmm. Want some?
  No good, huh?
  I am feeling really tired…

Waking up later.

Adam That was a crazy dream.

The Lord comes towards him with Eve.

Adam This is right out of my dream.
  I call you Woman because you were taken from me. Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone…
Dog Arf (bone?)
Eve I heard about you.
Adam What?
Eve You like to name things
Adam I’ve named a few animals. This is Dog. Dog meet Woman.
Dog Sniff sniff
Eve What about Dog?
Adam He sleeps by the fire.
Eve What’s fire?
Adam Well, it’s just an idea now. It’s going to be hot. Tell me about your day?
Eve So far, came to be. Then, came here. Can you believe the Lord showing me off?
Adam Where did he go?
Eve He told me some stuff
Adam Like, what?
Eve That I would meet you.
Adam Me?
Eve And some other stuff.
Adam What?
Eve There are two special trees.
Adam Come this way.
Eve Okay. Does Dog always go with you?
Adam Lately. He is a faithful friend.
Eve What about me?
Adam You are… Wife!
Eve What about those trees?
Adam See this one? It’s the Tree of Life.
Eve Beautiful.
Adam Now that one is the Tree of Knowing Good and Evil.
Eve What a long name…
Adam I know. If you eat it, you get to know good and evil.
Eve Should we eat it? What do the other trees do for you?
Adam No, we should not eat from it! If you do, you will die.
Eve What’s “die?”
Adam Let me show you.

They walk a bit.

Adam Here it is. Look.

A bird lies dead on the ground.

Eve What’s wrong with it?
Adam It’s dead.
Eve No flying? No singing?
Adam No. Dead. Doesn’t move.
Eve Sad. I don’t want to die.
Adam Then, we don’t eat from that tree.
Eve What about the others? What do they do for you?
Adam The fruit is different on different trees. They don’t have special names.
Eve What about this one?
Adam Try it.
Eve It crunches, it’s yellow.  And this one with the red ones?
Another crunchy one.
Adam Those seem to be the same kind.
Eve Apples!
Adam What?
Eve Yellow apples and red apples.
Adam Who said you could name things?
Eve Did you name them?
Adam No, I just eat them.
Eve You’re eating apples.
Adam Okay, apples it is.
Check out these little purple ones.
Eve Mmm. Sweet. They’re in bunches. (Eats another.) Grapes!
Adam Stop doing that!
Eve Why? Are you going to say to me: Go gather some little purple, not quite round ones that grow in bunches on vines?
Adam Vines?
Eve Yeah, vines, different than trees.
Adam Okay, apples, grapes, vines. Take it easy.
  No more naming for today.
Eve What about the ones up high on that tree?
Adam They will drop down.
Eve I don’t see any.
Adam Something eats them, not dogs.
Eve Much to learn.
Adam Let’s go down by the river.
Eve River?
Adam There should be some animals drinking water.
  Did you bring your bathing suit? We can swim.
Eve Bathing suit?
Adam Just kidding. Fish live in the river, too.
Eve Fish?

Giraffic Park

giraffe

There was this young giraffe that ended up lost. How he could get lost on the savanna, I don’t know. You can see for miles. Anyway, he was alone. He stood around crying. A bird questioned him. “Why, long neck, are you so sad? We birds sing and you cry.”

“I’m all alone,” he sobbed.

“We can point you towards other long necks…”

“Really?”

“Yes, we use the bird grapevine. I will send out a message and let you know what is going on with long necks.”

“Thank you. (sob)”

“Can you believe it? He is lonely for other long necks. See if you can locate some other long necks, Fast Flyer.”

“Got it.”

Flyer loved to go up high in the air and swoop down at high speed. But when he was high, he couldn’t see clearly on the ground. He took a big chance. He landed near an eagle nest. She had several baby birds. “What are you doing here?” she screeched.

“No harm, no harm, said Fast Flyer. ” I was sent to find long necks” he chirped.

“I should feed you to my babies!”

“Just tell me, wonderful eagle, if your keen sight has shown you any long necks” he said politely.

“Yes, towards the mountain, now get away!” She beat her wings in a threatening way. Fast Flyer left quick.

Fast Flyer brought back his report. There was only one big mountain around. The sad little giraffe set off for it. “At least, we won’t have to listen to all his blubbering, ” said one bird.

The giraffe could see the mountain in the distance. It slowly grew bigger as the day went on. When night came, he had to stop. It was a whole day more of travel and he still wasn’t there. He came to some trees. “Have you seen others like me,” he asked some birds.

“Who do you think ate our leaves,” one bird said. Birds think trees and leaves are theirs. He looked for footprints and found a few. “Did they go this way?”

“Who cares, they’re gone.”

The giraffe set off in the direction of the footprints. One bird followed him, “Try by the river,” was all he said. River, he thought, that makes sense. He went on and smelled a smell that might be the river. He approached slowly. He saw two flat creatures sunning themselves on the bank. They were crocodiles. “Have you seen giraffe?” he shouted. One croc opened one eye.

“Did you hear something?” it said.

“Why bother?” said the bigger one, “We are full now.” The giraffe moved on. Some mud-covered hippos were soaking. “Seen any giraffe?” he shouted.

“Yes, you,” quipped a smallish one, “Do you know where we keep our money?” “No,” said the giraffe. “In the river bank!” It submerged giggling. The giraffe moved on.

Some strange birds were standing among plants in shallow water. “Seen any like me?” He questioned.

“No time, no time, ” said one and grabbed a fish with his long beak.

“Look out for crocs,” voiced another and stabbed at a fish. They were too nervous to be of any help.

He went a long and found some monkeys in a tree. “Seen any giraffe?”

“We did, we did,” they all chattered.

“Where?”

“Over there,” they all talked at once, “Crossed over,” they said, and all pointed down the river aways. The giraffe went along and saw footprints in the mud. He looked left and right and plunged in. The water never got past his long neck. He clambered up the other side. Snap! A croc tried to bite his leg. “No good,” he squeaked. The giraffe footprints went on a bit and grew fainter.

He saw many trees in the distance. He arrived at the trees at sundown. He tried some leaves. They tasted delicious. I’m sure they were here, he thought. He passed the grove and peered into the distance. Was that them? He caught up with them. But none of them knew him. “Can I please join you? he pleaded. An old giraffe stepped towards him. “We must decide if you are worthy.”

“How?” the young giraffe asked.

“A test,” it said simply.

“Test away,” he croaked.

“Questions first,” said the old one. “How did you lose your herd?”

“I don’t know,” he whined, “I just found myself alone.”

“That is not a good answer,” he said, “We will assume a lion chased them away. Very common.” “The next question: where is your mother?”

“I, I, I, she was… EATEN!” he said, finally remembering. “It was horrible!” he said slowly, “I ran and ran. I remember…”

“A sad answer but say no more,” the old one said, ” Wait here.”

He gathered some other giraffe. ” Let’s see you run,” they said. The giraffe went aways off and ran past the little group. “Very fast,” they agreed. “Last thing: do you seek a mate?” They all looked at him in silence.

“I haven’t thought about that, ” he said.

“A fine answer,” said the old one beamed. “Some giraffe only come looking for a mate. They want to fight us.”

“No fighting from me,” he said.

He settled in with the herd. One young female said to him, “Did you have any adventures searching?” “A croc tried to bite my leg by the river,” he ventured, “I talked to birds, monkeys, a hippo and two lazy crocs, always asking about other giraffe.” “I followed you from the river crossing. I thought you were my herd.”

“We are now,” she said, ” were you many days alone?”

“Too many, ” he said slowly, ” I feel like I’m home now.”

“I think you are a good addition to us. I’m glad they let you in.”

” Me, too,” he said, “me, too.”

Interviewing Eve

I Adam said you answer questions.

E Try me.

I Why did you eat the fruit?

E Next question.

I Okay, did you have daughters?

E Of course.

I What was one of their names?

E Shorty. That’s what we called her, a nickname, I suppose. She was not tall.

I Where did you sleep?

E At first, under a bush, near the river. Later, we tried a cave. It had good and bad points.

I Like what?

E It could get cold. Adam got sheep skins. That was a lot of work. I sewed four together. The spiders liked to surprise us.

I Did you block the entry?

E We tried many rocks with one big one for a door. It was too heavy for me to move. Adam would push it at night to close it up.

I I heard the spider liked it.

E I don’t know why. Because we let the dog in? He was jealous? I gave him a good talking to. Then it indicated it was a female.

I Did that matter?

E To her, I guess.

I Okay, another subject, Naming. Did Adam name everything?

E Not really. Just the animals. I named the fruit. Apples, grapes, oranges, and the nuts, pecans, pecans, Brazil nuts.

I Brazil nuts?

E Got you on that one!

I You have a sense of humor.

E You have to, so much sadness. Adam would come in from the field and say, “Just look at my brow!” “Very wet,” I would say. “Want a leaf?” He would say, “I’m too tired to go down to the river, right now. I’ll just sit in our cool cave a while.”

I Very interesting. What about him blaming you?

E Oh, that was a cheap shot. “She gave it to me.” Man up.

I You blamed the serpent.

E Who was left? I guess I was not really beguiled by it. I do hate snakes, though. Always have.

I Did you ever get over it?

E We finally agreed to drop the subject. Adam agreed and we never mentioned it again.

I What did you tell your children?

E That is your best question so far. That was a thing. Do we tell them how we messed it all up? We did warn them about the way to the old garden with the fiery sword. I think Cain went to see it. We told them how God created us but glossed over our mistake. Cain asked why we couldn’t go to the Garden. That was a tough one. Adam said loudly, “Because we just can’t!” Another question: “Where is God?” They didn’t see him. I heard Cain talked to him but not what that was about. Cain was a poser. Hard worker. But very jealous of his younger brother. So jealous! You could see it in his face. Were we to blame? We just liked Abel better. We admired Cain a lot. He worked so hard. I think we were prone to mistakes because of, you know…

I That is so much information. no more hard questions. What was your favorite fruit?

E Again with the fruit!

I Sorry. Was Adam adventurous?

E Yes, at first. He climbed a tree to see how far the garden went. When he told me, I said “What if you fell?” Do you know what he said? “Angels. Angels would catch me.”

I Did you see angels?

E That was just it. We never saw angels until after…

I He believed angels were all around you.

E And they kept us safe. He had an idea to float down the river on a broken tree. He talked himself out of that one.

I How?

E He said, “I would have to walk back a long way.” He didn’t want to do that.

I Well, we are out of time. Thank you so much.

E No. Thank you.

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